OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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