like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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