I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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