Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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