What a fucking waste of an outfit
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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