Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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