My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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