Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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