her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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