trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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