fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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