roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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