I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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