Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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