I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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