I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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