yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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