we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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