he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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