the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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