Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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