So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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