So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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