You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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