I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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