We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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