so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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