Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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