He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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