I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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