I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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