I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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