I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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