While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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