Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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