Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She needs sedatives and a leash
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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