Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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