Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
