we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
