Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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