do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
