How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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