Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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