i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
well you can't waste a boner
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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