Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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