carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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