they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf