dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.