Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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