p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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