: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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