Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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