we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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