Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
it glows. i had to have it.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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