omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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