ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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