bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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