How'd it feel making her break her religion?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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